Y'ello folks...I'm Chester...and I'm a Vampire.
(" Hi Chester." Insert group beatnick style finger-y snap snap gesture in solidarity with I, the speaker.
I'm from Texas yesss...pretty much lived in Austin or the Austin...ish area for most of my life. I've been a "Nocturnal Human" "Person Of No Colour" or a "Nocturnal Preferential Human" for ummm...let's see...counts on fingers...toes...and maybe someone else's toes...if she's hot 
...Since the mid 1980's....WOW...Dayumn I'm old....would most likely be close to 50 by now if I hadn't been made
It's nice to stay in your mid-twenties forever isn't it? (or pretty much forever...though not technically accurate. )
HOW did I become a "vampie?" Weeeeell...let's just say it wasn't my choice. Alcohol and beautiful tall, blonde company can get the best of any man-boy.
Perhaps I'll tell ye the full story sometime...but for now...how 'bout these little tidbits...
I'm a grad of UT...love my Longhorns (HOOK'UM BIATCHES!!
)
I play Nintendo like a mad Ninetendo-playing demon (NES, not that new-fengly techno-wonder pee-wee-vee or whatever it's called? )
I can kick ass in any Mario game, I ruled Pitfall, Sinistar, and any air hockey game like a golden God....uhhh....
...I love steak...Whataburger....Denny's....I'm obsessed with pullin' pranks
Lollygagging around in the wee hours of the morning...
I hang out ocassionally with a local gaggle of vampie groupies (I guess you fine folks COULD call it a coven
)
Umm....I love cheesy, poorly made movies (particularly horror/B-movies)
And I can't stand David Caruso (his over acting voice does damage to my sinuses lol )
OH YEAAAH...and as a final note, I do have a blog somewhere on the net here-ish where I like to ramble about vamp life, or anything else that excreates itself into my mind....
(PSSST! Just highlight the funky looking thingie at the bottom in my signature thingie and paste it into your white browser box...uhh...thingie and you're there...if you're interested!! )
In any rate...yep that's Chet for starters...happy to be here!
Have A Kickass Night, Day, Or Nightday,
Chet
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