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04-21-2009, 07:18 AM
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Who likes wine????
I found this great site. Were you can buy Vampire wine. I stumbled across it while looking for a type of wine for a friend. You should check it out.
Welcome mortal to Vampire.com, the ultimate beverage resource for vampires seeking alternatives to the mundane ways of this world.
Rumor has it that the Vampire Vineyards are actually owned by a circle of vampires, and the company’s founder, an entertainment attorney from New York, is actually just a front. (Whether he and his convertible were commandeered by a Vampire is still a subject for debate.) We do know however that after satiating themselves for years with their Transylvanian blood of the vine, the powers that be decided to spice things up and migrate westward like so many vampires before them.
Using meticulous advance planning, these vampires planted their rootstock at the dawn of the 21st century in the mountainous region of Paso Robles, California, where the ocean fog frequently rolls in off the coast providing the perfect cover to their hidden vineyards.
Having waited a full seven years, the vampires’ rootstock now has yielded wonderful tight small clusters of grapes that have been skillfully blended by vampire winemakers to produce phenomenal wines -- smooth and well rounded, with forward fresh fruit – that have been aged in both French and American Oak Barrels. Sip the Blood of the Vine and enjoy!
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06-22-2009, 08:20 AM
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very interesting
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06-22-2009, 07:58 PM
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God damn it I hope for a second that this was a real wine-lover thread...but then i meat the sentence vampire wine...and lose desire to read...so bye from this one!
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06-22-2009, 08:14 PM
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No thank you. I never drink, Vine...
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04-06-2010, 08:08 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Ditherliss
No thank you. I never drink, Vine...
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06-08-2010, 08:25 AM
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I enjoy a glass or 3, 4 of red wine whenever I'm having blood cravings sometimes. It helps. I think I've bought this Vampire wine at Whole Foods in Plano TX at one time. I think a year ago. I enjoy the Merlot mostly. I haven't seen it there recently. I've seen their web site. It says about exactly what you've written.
Welcome to VampireVineyards.com
I'm drinking red wine right now (Red Diamond, Merlot). Drink and enjoy my friends! I'll lift a glass to all of you while I'm listening to hard rock on Pandora.com.
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06-13-2010, 02:55 AM
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or you can just mix blood and wine for a tasty delight. cow blood or human blood can work. 1/3 blood, 2/3 wine. maybe thatll help a lil
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