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Old 09-28-2007, 12:39 AM
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Default What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
neck-tarine.
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Old 09-28-2007, 12:41 AM
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Default lol here's another one
Why does Dracula consider himself a good artist?
Because he likes to draw blood!
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Old 09-28-2007, 12:42 AM
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Default Who is a vampire likey to fall in love with?
The girl necks door!
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Old 09-28-2007, 12:43 AM
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Default What do vampires have at eleven o'clock every day ?
A coffin break !
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Default What happened to the vampire who swallowed sheep ?
He felt baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad !
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Old 09-28-2007, 05:58 AM
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neck-tarine.
And here's me thinking it was going to be blood orange.

Oh well...
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Old 09-28-2007, 02:23 PM
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Default RE: What happened to the vampire who swallowed sheep ?
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He felt baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad !
Booooooo, awful. *throws a rotten neck-tarine at you*

I don't think this one would even make it in to a Christmas cracker or on to a lolly stick.
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Default RE: What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
i think they like red grapes.
by the way exact answer can only be told by them.

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Kashif Raza
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
I seriousley thought the answer was going to be blood-orange...
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Wow an I thought bar jokes were cool they got nothing on Glam 1
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