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09-23-2007, 01:05 AM
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A vampire goes into a pub and asks for boiling water...
A vampire goes into a pub and asks for boiling water...
The barman says "I thought you only drank blood?" The vampire pulls out a used tampon and says "I'm making tea".
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01-10-2008, 05:55 PM
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RE: A vampire goes into a pub and asks for boiling water...
Ok... I almost threw up... But that is funnier than hell!!!  |
01-23-2008, 02:11 AM
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Pupil
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RE: A vampire goes into a pub and asks for boiling water...
Ehhh ewwww!! But Lol!...
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02-29-2008, 07:07 PM
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RE: A vampire goes into a pub and asks for boiling water...
Um. . . .okay, so that's disgusting, funny, but disgusting
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03-01-2008, 02:12 AM
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Fledgeling
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RE: A vampire goes into a pub and asks for boiling water...
that's jsut slightly disgusting.....
its fricken hilarious, but totally disgusting.....
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03-06-2008, 12:44 AM
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RE: A vampire goes into a pub and asks for boiling water...
EW!!! OMG that is so nasty! lol... I mean, blood from someone's actual body... like the neck for example... and blood from... well... down there... are completely different! ew... x_x
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06-25-2008, 12:49 PM
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Pupil
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okay... that's absoluttly disgusting but strangely hilarious...
that's a *no words* joke^^
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06-25-2008, 04:24 PM
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O___O
you don't drink tea in a pub.
&that is sickening.
..but gave me the lulz. XD
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06-25-2008, 06:05 PM
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Aye, this is my favorite vampire joke, lol. Thanks for posting it.
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06-29-2008, 08:26 AM
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lol but gross at the same time
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i was born a vampire..
I am the 1st Viscount Clanmalier, and baron of Phillipstown reincrnated so to speak my soul is over 500 years old..my avitar is my family coat of arms.
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