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Chuck Norris Jokes (Add Your Own)
Chuck Norris is a former #1 draft pick in the NFL. He immediately retired when they told him in training camp that a round house kick to the face was not a legal method of tackling. Enraged, he cursed the franchise to never ever make the playoffs. We know them as the Detroit Lions.
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06-25-2008, 08:24 PM
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Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isnt lifting himself up, hes pushing the Earth down.
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06-26-2008, 05:39 AM
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LMAO, nice! Sorry, I don't have any.
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08-09-2008, 11:55 PM
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ROFL nice xblackrosex
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Chuck Norris round house kicked hell, and the GT-R fell out.
Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
Apple pays Chuck Norris every time he listens to a song.
Chuck Norris can eat just 1 Lay's potato chip.
There is no theory of evolution. Just the creatures he's allowed to live.
Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.
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Kids look underneath their bed for the boogeyman at night, the boogeyman loks under his bed for Chuck Norris at night.
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Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month
They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
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08-13-2008, 06:53 AM
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Lol these are funny.
Jesus could walk on water but Chuck Norris can swim through land.
When god said let there be light Chuck Norris said "Say please."
Under Chuck Norris's beard is not a chin but another fist.
Vampires dont bite Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris bites vampires.
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