This is the thread for twisted wishes. Somebody asks a wish and you twist it making it something they wish for, but make them regret that wish. If you didnt get that, heres a couple examples...

Ex. 1: I wish I could feel no pain.

<Response> You would be trapped in a suit of armor paralyzed unable to move for all eternity.

Ex.2: I wish I had a million dollars.

<Response> You would have a million dollers but you would get arreststed for robbery and sentenced to jail for 50yrs.

Shit like that... anyways;

I wish i had some cheese...

yes but the cheese would be poisonous
i wish i had a porsche 911
:P this is fun

but it would have the dead body of the previous owner in the back that you weren't told about that made the car smell of rotting flesh.

i'm not sure if i'm playing this game right lol..

i wish i had wings.

you would end up feaking a bunch of people out, then they would make you clip your wings. or worse they would cut them off with a chainsaw. lol

i like this game.



i wish i could talk to animals.

One day while you're talking to your dog. You offend him and he kills you.

lol I like this game too.

I wish I would never have to be sad again.

but the happiness would be fake & artuficial. your life would be a lie. everyone around you would get irriated by it.you wouldn't be able to express unhappiness if someone close to you died, for example.

i wish i could be telepathic.

You hear the treacherous thoughts of those around you and you can't make it end. You fall horribly, incurrably insane.

I wish I could hold Kitty-Vam in my arms and tell her my feelings for her.

Granted... but she gets really hungry and sucks you dry! Sorry bout that...

I wish if I made a wish it wouldn't turn out bad...

it wouldnt but due to cecanstances not due to this wish you get captured and tortured for the rest f ur life.

i wish i was warlord of the world

Th people would revolt and take you prisoner. They would peel the very flesh from every inch of your body.

I wish that we vampires could be recognized and accepted by society.