Granted, but then they get too upfront and they start tearing you up emotionally shred by shred, and then, before you know it, there's nothing left of you..

I wish I found the perfect guy.

Granted... but in the end... it turns out to not be a guy at all... yikes...


I wish Shandee would get on! lol

Granted, but only to find out she's pissed at you for stealing her ideals..

I wish there were more educated vampires on here.

Granted, but then they make you feel like you're a complete idiot for everything you say.


I wish I didnt have to go to school tomorrow.

Granted you don't have to because you break your butt falling out of bed. =D

I wish I'd never have to sleep again

Granted.... but then eventually you get so bored you jump off a roof for fun... and fall to your death. lol...

sorry... =]





I wish I could speak dog. hehe...

Granted. But one day your neighbor see's you having a conversation with your dog, and eventually you are sent to the mental hospital.

heh sorry

I wish that I could breathe under water.

Granted... but eventually you cant breathe on land anymore and turn into a fish. Sucks to be you! lol.


I wish it wasnt so cold outside.

Granted, but when it's gets soo hot, your skin starts to peel off your body, and you can't cool down, because everything had gone hot and melted...

I wish I had more time to learn..

Granted, But when you get too much learning your smartness would go up, but your social life would go down. and eventually your head would explode.

I wish I was psychic