Granated!
But then that would be no fun.
I wish I had a piano man

Granted. But when unloading the piano the workers drop it and it shatters, sending thousands of wooden shards through your heart.

I wish I could tan.

but you would be toasted alive because your skin could not handle the rays & it would slowly peel off in sienna layers.

i wish i could sleep at night.

but you would have to get up in day, therefore suffer the sun eventually

i wish i could fly

ouch... lol
You would fly into the open air looking beautiful in the light. then a jumbo jet comes along and sucks you into its turbines, sending a bloody rain onto our heads and we giggle and scream and run for cover.

I wish the moon could always be full and daytime didn't exist.

Your wish comes true, but soon after the whole of existence on Earth dies from lack of sunlight.

I wish I could be in California right now.

Granted.. While you're there, you get attacked by the Hidden Quakers Society and they burn you at the stake in the daylight for using witchcraft to make your teeth longer..


I wish I could sing Opra.

Granted... but eventually you sing so high so long... you explode.


I wish I had a car.

Granted...untill the car comes alive and tears you and your loved ones apart.

I wish I was a movie star

Granted... but then people treat you like Britney Spears and follow you everywhere. Then you turn into a druggie and cut off all your hair.


I wish people we more upfront.