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08-18-2008, 04:53 AM
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because God got tired of people having sex
am i a tree frog?
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bite me anywhere, bite me hard, bite me soft...I am the craving of hunger....I give satisfaction because I am fantastic
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08-18-2008, 06:30 AM
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No, You're a bullfrog, lol.
If I kiss you, will you turn into something? lol
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08-18-2008, 10:28 AM
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Loyal Subject
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Location: Sweden
Age: 16
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Yes, I will turn into a stone O.o
what is stone made of?
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~Bite me  ~
I am not evil
I have the heart of a young girl
In a jar on my desk
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08-19-2008, 04:07 AM
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toilet paper
Will i be a flying monkey in my next life?
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08-19-2008, 04:56 AM
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Yes, for five seconds and then you'll die and move on to your next life where you'll be a rock made of toilet paper, lol.
Can I go to the moon?
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08-19-2008, 06:20 AM
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Only if you run around in circles saying cluck cluck
how do i drink blood?
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08-20-2008, 02:32 AM
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Location: Texas
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through a straw!
why isn't there an "oh shit" key on my keyboard?
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I have kissed, soul to soul, energy to energy. The feeling was highest ecstacy and blinding pain bound in one glorious ribbon that bound us together...
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08-20-2008, 04:40 AM
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Because the "b" and "s" keys are too far apart (spells BS, lol).
Why can't I kill humans for sport?
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08-20-2008, 05:01 AM
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Because they are taller than everyone else.
Can I stand the heat from the sun?
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I am a ninja
Defending others lives
Sacrificing my blood
Keeping you safe
I am a protector
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08-20-2008, 07:07 AM
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Yes, if you put it up on it's hind-legs you can stand it.
can I put my son to sleep?
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