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  1. What did Dracula say when he kissed his vampire girlfriend?
  2. A vampire goes into a pub and asks for boiling water...
  3. Which building does Dracula visit in New York?
  4. Why do vampires drink blood?
  5. why did the vampire quit the baseball team?
  6. What has webbed feet, feathers, fangs and goes quack-quack?
  7. What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
  8. Why does Dracula consider himself a good artist?
  9. Vampire go to the restaurant
  10. Ha,ha,ha,ha,ha...
  11. [Worst. Pun. Ever.]
  12. Chuckles
  13. Funny
  14. jokes-some lame lol
  15. Not a vampire joke but it made me giggle...
  16. The difference between vampires and *****s of today?
  17. a joke i need to spread
  18. Vampire Joke?
  19. not a vamp joke but still hilarious
  20. What did the lesbian vampire say to the other?
  21. the teacher
  22. the pub
  23. how can you tell if a vampire is lazy?
  24. i had to share my dilemmas
  25. Why parents drink
  26. stupid teachers
  27. funny haha
  28. Choking...
  29. Here is a collection of vampire jokes for you to enjoy
  30. funny
  31. what does Edward Cullen and a christmas tree have incomon?
  32. Vamire Bat
  33. You know you're a Redneck Vampire if...
  34. Cute Vampire Joke
  35. George Bush, a Vampire?
  36. Aww, too cute!
  37. How Ironic! Hehe.
  38. Just A Few Vampire-Related Jokes...
  39. I was told about this long list of 91 Vampire Jokes!
  40. Make me a vampire!!!
  41. MONK is a nice show,I love it.
  42. the sopranos is a nice show,I love it.
  43. the office is a nice show,I love it.
  44. the office is a nice show,I love it.
  45. Short Vampire Joke.
  46. Funniest ways to kill vampires.....
  47. How to make a fake vampire bite (inexpensive)
  48. Bloody Hell!
  49. I gotta joke for yall