lmao Here Here! i've actually had a friend do that to me, during a school trip we were at the hotel and she threw the bible in my face, course it was (for her) the fact that I'm a "witch", well I then grabbed the book from her and read from it (which was quite confusing considering it was a random page) and said "what do you expect me to do, burst into flames?" her reply was "no but that would have been interesting.". I didn't hit her though (no matter how much i wanted to). And as for the village morons going though graveyards and mutilating the wrong dead (may their souls be at peace) I can't help be pity them. Like in the story above, I have no doubt that the relatives feel ill. but what people failed to realize is that you can actually THINK yourself sick. if they truly believe their dead was going to come back and hurt them then thats what the mind made for them, yes he really could have been undead but then again it's a 50/50 chance. and as for the poor woman how was stabbed in the heart, again there is a possibility, but there is AGAIN a "logical" explanation, the sigh was the air escaping the lung that was pierced when he stabbed the heart, and the drain of color (and I know this is gross) was most likely her liquefied organs do to decomposition leaking into the coffin after the wound was made. Now we should not assume that the dead aren't dead, but we also shouldn't cast away the tales of old and blindingly follow science. I personally believe that the two should be put together, but you can't alway get your simple pleasures now can you.